Sunday, February 22, 2009
Heath Ledger- Best Supporting Actor
Friday, February 20, 2009
Glourious Basterd
Another simple reason for why Taratino's posters so good is because they embody the feel and look of the art from the time or genre his film is drawing upon. Any fan of Tarantino would say that he draws inspiration from a lot of sources and it can clearly be seen in his films. When he paired up with Robert Rodriguez for a Grindhouse film event, his film DeathProof was clearly based off of not only earlier 70's grindhouse films, female exploitation films, and of course car movies. All of these are brilliantly blended together, along with an old classic feel in the poster. In Kill Bill vol 1. Kung Fu movies were a main influence. Bruce Lee impacted the films to such an extent that not only did the main character "The Bride" wear a jumpsuit based on one of his, but also the posters are even designed to match. Kill Bill vol 2 has more of a country theme in the film and so even the poster's colors are subdued with the images softened.
Then there are the earlier classics. Jackie Brown makes it impossible to choose a favorite poster, even though it's often over looked for Tarantino's other films. Theres one with Pam Grier revisiting her Foxy Brown post as she is posing in her flight attendant suit and holding up a nice gun with a super seventies pose. Then there is the black and white ensemble cast that features them all in their element, expressing all exactly what they are known for: Pams as a tough woman, Samual L Jackson ready to scream mother fucker, Bridget Fonda looking sexy as hell, and Robert De Niro looking like a consumate Badass, though with a suspicious mustache. Finally, the main cast members has their own posters, something now common place. Is their any arguement that Bridget Fonda's is clearly the best of them? Its perhaps possible that her poster outshines her role, it was just damned good, getting her entire character across in one shot.
Then there is Pulp Fiction and Resevoir Dogs, what could be said about those films and their posters that hasn't already been said. Probably nothing actually. They have beeen posted all over not only dorm rooms for over a decade now, and even get framed nicely in expensive homes cause of their artistic quality...and Uma Thurman. I won't try to explain. I'll just show again to let you see once more. I'll leave you with those, and the thought that the next time you see a new Tarantino poster, is it just another film poster, or is it art?
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Conan - Late Night King of Comedy
The Walker Texas Ranger Lever
Chuck Norris is the ultimate joke, I know it, you know it, he knows it, we ALL know it. Conan uses it beautifully, making an already good joke even better...
the almighty walker texas ranger lever
Old Timey Baseball
Conan, athletics, and a bunch of psychotic people who play baseball as if it were 1864. Best moments in this, when he laughs the woman's father who has "past" and then attempts to inform her that her husband is gay. Conan with an 1864 mustache and accent is amazing.
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The Stewart, Colbert, Conan Fued
The three pals and comedic geniuses faced off like the jets vs. the sharks and it was good. Just think all that violence over Mike Huckabee?
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Conan mentions the idea of a sexy website, and NBC builds it for him. Now we know what his fetish is...
Rebecca Romijn Kisses Conan
Its just that he acts so cool about it afterward
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Conan and Mr. T go Apple Picking
The sheer hilarity of these two opposites going apple picking, is classic Conan situational humor.
Conan O'Brian & Mr. T Celebrate Fall Foliage Day
Conan: I think if you just yelled at the tree, the apples might fall down
Do you want to try that?
Mr. T: (Points and screams) Hey Apple! You better fall down!
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Da Arnold Appreciates Conan's Body
But he goes too far when he makes fun of Conan's boobies
Funny as hell
Saturday, February 14, 2009
They Lived Happily Ever After...
He even sings a song about he wants to grow old with her. If Billy Idol believes in them I have to as well
hey don’t think they will be straying in the mean time we truly are delving into the world of fantasy. Who's to say that her baby isn't Sparrow's already, doesn't look to much like Will...Friday, February 13, 2009
Its Friday the 13th Again, Almost
Today is Friday the 13th, so lets celebrate with yet another horrible remake of classic American horror film. Of course, I'm talking about Friday the 13th. I'll admit right now that I haven't seen it yet, but it's still fair because I'm guessing the creators haven't seen the original. Why would I say such a thing? How about they concept, the shock ending, and the murderer that made the original so fantastic, as well as the best of the series, seems to be completely missing from the remake. All that remains is Jason, and Crystal Lake.
"Welcome back to Crystal Lake in a chilling re-imagining of of the classic
horror film 'Friday the 13th'"
Thursday, February 12, 2009
He is Legend
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
For the Love of Zombies
Every year there is another dozen zombie films in theaters and direct to dvd. Ever since Romero's Night of the Living Dead we just cant seem to get enough of the flesh eating beings. Sure we might want to see them in a couple of different varieties, cliches, or scenarios but what we really want is just zombies.
Just a few of the 2008 zombie releases include: Dance of the Dead, Day of the Dead (another one), Dead Air, Dead Snow, Diary of the the Dead, House of the Damned, Ninjas vs Zombis, Resident Evil: Degeneration, Samurai Zombie, Stripper Zombies (not to be confused with the other 2008 release Zombie Strippers) and perhaps my favorite of all the titles Mutant Vampire Zombies from the 'Hood. The zombies of our new world no longer just moan and groan they are multi talented entrepreneurs! In this latest slate of zombie films they dance, they fly in planes, are samurais, they fight ninjas, a few are Nazis, and a apparently a lot more of them are strippers. Diary of the Dead even features an Amish zombie, which really makes you wonder, wouldn't eating a living human being be against his religion?
Zombies are no longer involved in just feature films, instead they've overrun all aspects of entertainment and often in more interesting or personal ways than before. The television show Fear Itself recently aired an episode called "New Years Day" featuring a zombie Ap
I leave you tips from Brooks...just in case ;)
Saturday, February 7, 2009
Above the Influence?
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Why is Meryl Streep Always Nominated?
There are a few movies and performances that cannot be doubted for their integrity and exemplary performances. The Deer Hunter, Kramer vs. Kramer, Silkwood, Sophie's Choice, and Bridges of Madison County have all become classics to a degree. However what about other nominations, and films that still made the list. In 1982 there was The French Lieutenant's Woman where she lost to previous female nomination record holder, Katherine Hepburn. That film is not as highly regarded as many of its contenders, and many doubted whether or not she deserved such accolades for the performance. Her English accent was a particular point of doubt, as viewers found it a lacking resemblance. Her accent and nomination was again doubted in Out of Africa, for which she was nominated in 1986. Here she was even listed amongst Empire Magazines list of the top ten film accents, yet she was still nominated. Had the tradition of nominating Meryl Streep purely because she was Meryl Streep already begun?
After Out of Africa Meryl was nominated for a sting of easily forgettable films. Ironweed, Evil Angels, and Postcards from the Edge all garnered leading actress nominations within only four years time. It seems difficult to imagine these films and performances were nominated when the competition included: Holly Hunter in Broadcast News, Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction, Jodie Foster in The Accused, Sigorney Weaver in Gorillas in the Mist, Anjelica Houston in The Grifters, Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, and Kathy Bates in Misery. Though debate can wage over Strep's performances in each of these films, what is certain is that they have not lasted as well as those by the other contenders. Even regarding these films there was a certain element of critical and viewer backlash regarding accents, overall performance, and the films quality. It can even be said that Shirly McClaine had stolen the film Postcards from the Edge right from under Streeps feet.
This series of unmemorable performances in less than Oscar worthy films happened again only a few years later. Following her Bridges of Madison County win Streep was nominated for the likes of One True Thing, and Music of the Heart. In the former, she isn't even generally regarded as the lead character, despite her lead actress nomination. The latter is generally regarded as one of her weakest Oscar nominations. The film not only was a box office flop but costared Gloria Estefan and was directed by Wes Craven. Normally those very un-Oscar worthy characteristics would eliminate it from any of the competition, but Streep still managed a nomination. Both films were commonly panned by critics and the competition at the Oscars remained overrun by legendary performances, to which these films cannot compare.
Finally, there is the Devil Wears Prada nomination, which surely deserved a second look. Streep was again nominated as a lead actress, despite the fact that Anne Hathaway was clearly the films lead. Streep's performance was praised as Miranda Priesly, a character that was created in the image of a real life Vogue editor, but was it truly worthy of an Oscar? First of all this is meant to be a comedy only on rare and exceptionally brilliant occasions are actors nominated for comedies. (read: Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda) In this film Streep was mean and stylish but that doesn't necessarily deserve Oscar credit. The cruelty her character displayed was not a stretch, actors from Spanish soap operas achieve it all the time. As for the physical image of her in the role, that credit should go not to her but to the team of wardrobe people, the head designer, and hair stylists. There were only a few moments in the film where Streep had to stretch the character to demonstrate any form of humanity in her, and though she was good enough within these scenes they didn't merit another nomination.
I proffer these arguments so that whenever Oscar season and that familiar name is nominated you can begin to question why, if you haven't already. Is it that her facial structure naturally lends her to dramatic roles where her red eyes can be used for weeping, and her high cheekbones lend a harsh image to a cruel character. Is she nominated based upon the films current esteem, or just because it seems so natural by now. She is currently nominated once more for Doubt and though I have not seen the film yet, the past begs me to ask why. What once was the highest honor for film actresses now seems common place for Streep, and there comes a time when the tradition must end.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Will the real John Connor stand up?
Are you a Commitment-Phobe
1. You have a long and elaborate list of requirements for your sitcom, movie, or teen idol.
2. You go from one short-lived fascintion with an actor to the next.
3. You have a habit of falling for "unavailable" entertainment like Arrested Development, Firefly, and Rome.
4. You stay in relationships that are rocky and offer little hope of commitment, sorry Heroes fans but that includes you.
5. You back out of plans at the last minute and have trouble setting a time for watching movies or television shows you once loved. Hulu, Sidereel, and Surf the Channel all contribute to this, I haven’t watched Lost in it’s original time spot in two years.
6. You have a lot of relationship trauma in your past. Arrested Development, R.I.P.
7. You are constantly blowing “hot” and “cold” in your relationships, obsessed one week and bored another with the same Lindsey Lohan scandal story.
